You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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