dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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