Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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