new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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