reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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