My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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