hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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