Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i will never coherently bang her
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Randomize
