he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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