so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Drunk is a universal language darling
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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