Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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