She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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