what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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