Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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