how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
there was a trapeze. enough said
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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