She's JV to your varsity
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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