i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My feet surprised me
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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