Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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