I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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