Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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