Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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