Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
