just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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