Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
My vagina is very pro this idea
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