Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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