Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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