Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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