So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
