Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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