butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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