can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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