why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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