i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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