Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
