I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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