forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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