airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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