I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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