I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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