Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
