Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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