It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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