at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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