Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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