sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
