i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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