Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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