how can u be prego again
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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