The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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