it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Is it penis luge time yet?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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