The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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