Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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